User:Cake

The webdev who embarked on the ill-fated journey of rebuilding the backend in Rust. With grandiose promises and a penchant for wasting precious time, he single-handedly transformed an otherwise thriving project into a laughable debacle.

While others were busy making progress and achieving real milestones, Cake was lost in his delusions of becoming a backend legend. The 2.0 release, an eternal joke, served as a constant reminder of his inability to deliver on his own commitments.

His lack of focus, coupled with a staggering inability to finish what he started, turned him into a walking cautionary tale for all aspiring web developers. The backend in Rust that never saw the light of day became a symbol of his incompetence and wasted potential.

In the end, Cake's legacy is not one of admiration or respect but rather of disappointment and derision. His tenure as site admin webdev will forever be remembered as a time when opportunity was squandered, and dreams were shattered by the cold, hard truth of his inadequacy.