Pisco
Piss Co. is a licensed lawyer who frequents the stream to illuminate the chat with his piss and his knowledge of the law, and piss. Frequently, Pisco pisses and also has heated debates with people from the position of piss, and also being a practicing lawyer. While he constantly denies that he owns an LLC by the name of Piss Co., he continues to bless us all with his piss and his vast knowledge of US law (and piss). Let us pray for him to not get a kidney stone.
Once joining the Discord call, Pisco will expound upon his vast knowledge of law, slowly increasing the global climate crisis by inputting vast amounts of previously unforeseen hot air into the the ecosystem. Attempts to interrupt this expulsion of hot air, or as chat calls it "Pissing", will often be met with levels of outrage not seen since Greta's Thunbergs speech to world leaders on September 23rd 2019. Scientists have noticed a significant decrease in the IQ of viewers after prolonged exposure to one of the 5 hour "Pissings". They hypothesize that this is cause by a similar chilling effect as is seen in every day refrigerators but have yet to be able replicate this effect with another speaker.
Pisco has a life goal of getting Destiny to change his mind on the discussion surrounding the DDoS kid and Destiny's stance on preservation of his income/ability to feed his family. Pisco firmly believes that no criminal can be expected to stand down from aggressive acts, and that any attempt by the victim of aggression to deter the aggressive behavior is inherently wrong. Harkening back to the sage words of his long time BFF, MLD, victims must ENDURE! Even in cases where they will immediately die of starvation after the theft/aggression. As long as harm is not done in the moment, infinite theft is allowed under Pisco's moral framework and no reaction is justified. And believing this he will continue his Holy Crusade to turn all conversations into a Holy War on self defense. The rallying cry of the Holy Crusade, "Criminal life/liberty/pursuit of happiness has infinite value; Victims have none" will ring through the lands one day.
Company
Pisco is the founder and CEO of Piss co. (formerly known as Urine Corp.)
