WEOW

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One of the best emotes in DGG chat. It was deleted by The Bear in a fit of rage because people loved it so much. The prophecies say that the owner of a local urine company will one day bring about the return of the holy emote. piss corp.


History

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The original photographic evidence of the WEOW colorized (summer 1905)
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WEOW

archaeologists in the field have been diligently working to unearth this ancient meme from antiquity:

⛔ Alert, you hav****een caught break*ng a combo. Please type W*OW to recon**ct.

it appears to be some kind of bait to get other chatters to think they were somehow... disconnected from chat? and the only way to reconnect would be to type, presumably, WEOW?

it seems preposterous any such chatter would be stupid enough to fall for that, but as we can see from the historical texts, the functional brain power of the average chatter back then was not what we're used to in modern times.

Golden WEOWs

golden WEOW check

a rare sight to be seen

The Second Coming of WEOW

Suddenly there was a great earthquake! For an angel of the Lord came down from heaven, rolled aside the stone, and sat on it. His face shone like lightning, and his clothing was as white as snow. The guards shook with fear when they saw him, and they fell into a dead faint. Then the angel spoke to the women. “Don’t be afraid!” he said. “I know you are looking for WEOW, who was crucified. He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead, just as he said would happen. Come, see where his body was lying. And now, go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and he is going ahead of you to DGG. You will see him there. Remember what I have told you.”