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Dan is a cool kitty cat


Dan, also known as "Micro Dan no Japan," is a prominent figure in the Destiny community. He is recognized for his distinctive personality, often characterized by his mispronunciations and comedic timing. As the self-proclaimed landlord, he brings a unique blend of humor and authenticity to his interactions with the community.
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[[File:Dan_kitties.png|frame|Dan tending to his cool kittens]]
 
Dan is the greatest orbiter who ever lived, no one will match his greatness within your lifetime--not a fucking chance.
 
Dan loves kitties. Dan also loves being retired. He also enjoys having midlife crises and killing iguanas.
 
== The Kitty Litter Incident ==
 
On July 2, 2020, Dan's Cool Kitty Palace's™️ roof collapsed [https://streamable.com/vtasuk], causing millions of dollars in damage. Footage of the incident was later examined by forensics, and it was determined that the roof collapsed due to extended usage as a sandbox. He would later deny this (unconvincingly) in front of Destiny's livestream during a conversation with [[Jade]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlHTVDVN1Q&ab_channel=DGGclips].

Latest revision as of 02:27, 28 July 2023

Dan is a cool kitty cat