Keffals

In the Battle of the Platforming Wars in the Age of Conquest, there arose an adversary to the peaceful, holy DGG community, a figure known as Keffals. Her intentions were sinister and treacherous. With malevolence in her heart, she sought to bring ruin upon the peaceful, loving, thriving Daliban.

Keffals, in her wickedness, devised a dark scheme to unleash chaos upon the virtuous community. She turned her sights upon the online transgender community, weaponizing them as pawns in her malicious game. With cunning words and manipulation, she incited the wrath of the transgender community against the peaceful people, who sought only harmony and understanding.

She twisted the words of the community's members, distorting their intentions, and sowing seeds of discord. Falsehoods became her weapon, and division her goal. Deceptive whispers echoed through the virtual realms, causing strife and distrust among the once united.

The Daliban, threatened by Keffals' campaign of destruction, stood firm against her deceitful ways. They knew that unity was their strength and empathy their shield. Yet, Keffals persisted, determined to strip away their voice and presence from the vast digital lands.

In the face of adversity, the community sought solace in their shared beliefs, for they knew that goodness would ultimately triumph over malice. They remained steadfast in their quest for harmony, refusing to be swayed by Keffals' malevolent machinations.

As the battle between virtue and vice raged on, the wider online world looked upon the situation with bemusement, for they saw the absurdity of Keffals' actions. The online transgender community, too, began to see through her deceit and manipulation. They realized that they were mere instruments in her grand design, unwittingly used to sow discord amongst the innocent.

The tide turned against Keffals as her web of lies unraveled before her very eyes. The Daliban, armed with truth and resilience, rose against her dark forces. With every step, they exposed her for the puppeteer she truly was, using the transgender Twitter community as her pawns in an attempt to dismantle their virtual home.

In time, Keffals' influence waned, and the online community reclaimed its rightful place in the digital realm, thus ending the First Battle of the Platforming Wars in the Age of Conquest. United once more, DGG stood strong against those who sought to disrupt their harmony.

- excerpt from The Dalibanic Scriptures, Mouton 3:16