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Hasan Piker called the leftists Based, and the libs he called Fascists. And there were tankies and there were neolibs, the first day. | Hasan Piker called the leftists Based, and the libs he called Fascists. And there were tankies and there were neolibs, the first day. | ||
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=== Mark 10:23-25 === | |||
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Hasan looked around and said to his disciples, <q>How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God!</q> The disciples were amazed at his words. But Hasan said again, <q>Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. '''That being said, its time for the top of the hour adbreak. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?'''</q> | |||
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Revision as of 16:55, 19 July 2023
Hasan Piker is commonly attributed as the creator of Twitch Politics
Bible Passages
Genesis 1:1-5
In the beginning when Hasan Piker created the internet politics scene, Twitch.tv was a formless void and gaming content covered the face of the deep, while a wind from Hasan Piker swept over the face of the waters.
Then Hasan Piker said,
WHAT A FUCKING LIAR DUDE; and there was light.And Hasan Piker saw that weaseling was good; and Hasan Piker separated the libs from the real leftists.
Hasan Piker called the leftists Based, and the libs he called Fascists. And there were tankies and there were neolibs, the first day.
Mark 10:23-25
Hasan looked around and said to his disciples,
How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God!The disciples were amazed at his words. But Hasan said again,Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. That being said, its time for the top of the hour adbreak. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?