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Dan loves kitties. Dan also loves being retired. He also enjoys having midlife crises and killing iguanas. | Dan loves kitties. Dan also loves being retired. He also enjoys having midlife crises and killing iguanas. | ||
== The Kitty Litter Incident == | |||
Revision as of 14:43, 19 July 2023
Dan, also known as "Micro Dan no Japan," is a prominent figure in the Destiny community. He is recognized for his distinctive personality, often characterized by his mispronunciations and comedic timing. As the self-proclaimed landlord, he brings a unique blend of humor and authenticity to his interactions with the community.
Dan is the greatest orbiter who ever lived, no one will match his greatness within your lifetime--not a fucking chance.
Dan loves kitties. Dan also loves being retired. He also enjoys having midlife crises and killing iguanas.