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[[File:K911.jpg|400px|thumb|right|frame|The Daliban Attack of K9/11]] | [[File:K911.jpg|400px|thumb|right|frame|The Daliban Attack of K9/11]] | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezlxi80gbiI | [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezlxi80gbiI Daliban Theme song] | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
Nearing the final moments of r/place, and with many days of silence from our brilliant general Destiny (peace be upon him) after having ENDURED constant attacks from members such as Lasan Abi and [[Bruce Drop Em Off|Bruce "I only got my first 1 million at age 20" Drop Em Off]] on | Nearing the final moments of r/place, and with many days of silence from our brilliant general Destiny (peace be upon him) after having ENDURED constant attacks from members such as Lasan Abi and [[Bruce Drop Em Off|Bruce "I only got my first 1 million at age 20" Drop Em Off]] on Daliban territory, Destiny (peace be upon him) rose from the dead much like Jesus Christ and coordinated the most advanced offensive strategy in r/place history. | ||
== The Brilliant Calendar Month Strategy == | == The Brilliant Calendar Month Strategy == | ||
Simpletons like [[Mizkif]] or [[xQc]] would just tell their followers to strike at once, which often lead to attacks overlapping with each other in a chaotic fashion. Destiny (peace be upon him) on the other hand, deviced a strategy using the 12 months of the year to sort our fearless | Simpletons like [[Mizkif]] or [[xQc]] would just tell their followers to strike at once, which often lead to attacks overlapping with each other in a chaotic fashion. Destiny (peace be upon him) on the other hand, deviced a strategy using the 12 months of the year to sort our fearless Daliban warriors into. He would then, using his calm and soothing voice of god, call upon the chosen month to sacrifice themselves into the drawings of Lasan Abi and William Nephalem in a staggering sequence of attacks. | ||
== Aftermath == | == Aftermath == | ||
The end result was a brutal slaughter of Lasan newfrogs who confusedly tried to PUSH BACK against the horde of ferocious | The end result was a brutal slaughter of Lasan newfrogs who confusedly tried to PUSH BACK against the horde of ferocious Daliban brethren to no avail. The casualties were countless, but ultimately our graceful leader Sheikh Steven "Destiny" Bonnelli Goransson the second of his name (peace be upon him) would allow the newfrogs to rebuild their puny territory, as a show of mercy. | ||
== 2023 /r/place == | |||
During the following edition of /r/place, the Daliban decided to restore balance to the universe, and rebuilt the mural of Lasan's dead dog next to their own art of [[El Gato Immortal]], as a token of good faith. | |||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
The events name is an homage to the renowned [[9/11]] "terrorist" attack PEPE. The reason is because much like how the twin towers got railed by airplanes, | The events name is an homage to the renowned [[9/11]] "terrorist" attack PEPE. The reason is because much like how the twin towers got railed by airplanes, the Daliban rammed their autistic force of nature onto the drawings of 2 pixelated dogs. | ||
Latest revision as of 13:31, 22 July 2023
K9/11 was a monumental event in DGG history that took place on the second edition of r/place on april 1, 2022. Our glorious leader Sheikh Steven "Destiny" Bonnelli Goransson the second of his name (peace be upon him), won a decisive victory against the renowned evil communist Lasan Abi, with casualties suffered from the content creator William Nephalem. The Daliban under the command of Destiny the Fearless (peace be upon him) would desecrate the drawing of Lasan and Will's dogs, drawing a Hungarian flag over Lasan's, and tears on Will's. It's also worth noting that Lasan clearly defended Putin during the Russian invasion of Ukraine so don't get too sympathetic young warrior, inshallah he is the enemy.
Background
Nearing the final moments of r/place, and with many days of silence from our brilliant general Destiny (peace be upon him) after having ENDURED constant attacks from members such as Lasan Abi and Bruce "I only got my first 1 million at age 20" Drop Em Off on Daliban territory, Destiny (peace be upon him) rose from the dead much like Jesus Christ and coordinated the most advanced offensive strategy in r/place history.
The Brilliant Calendar Month Strategy
Simpletons like Mizkif or xQc would just tell their followers to strike at once, which often lead to attacks overlapping with each other in a chaotic fashion. Destiny (peace be upon him) on the other hand, deviced a strategy using the 12 months of the year to sort our fearless Daliban warriors into. He would then, using his calm and soothing voice of god, call upon the chosen month to sacrifice themselves into the drawings of Lasan Abi and William Nephalem in a staggering sequence of attacks.
Aftermath
The end result was a brutal slaughter of Lasan newfrogs who confusedly tried to PUSH BACK against the horde of ferocious Daliban brethren to no avail. The casualties were countless, but ultimately our graceful leader Sheikh Steven "Destiny" Bonnelli Goransson the second of his name (peace be upon him) would allow the newfrogs to rebuild their puny territory, as a show of mercy.
2023 /r/place
During the following edition of /r/place, the Daliban decided to restore balance to the universe, and rebuilt the mural of Lasan's dead dog next to their own art of El Gato Immortal, as a token of good faith.
Trivia
The events name is an homage to the renowned 9/11 "terrorist" attack PEPE. The reason is because much like how the twin towers got railed by airplanes, the Daliban rammed their autistic force of nature onto the drawings of 2 pixelated dogs.